Politeness became so rare that some people mistake...
*Dad calls me*
Me: Sup fatha.
Dad: I got your tumblr from your stepbrother. You have some explaining to do..
Me: *Hangs up and turns phone off*
p0litikk: Crying because Sirens is flawless Fuck you Lana Del Rey…I hate you, perfect bitch
Lana Del Rey for president.
I'm lonely, tired and I just want to fucking...
myspacefamosity: Sometimes I wonder if there’s anything in life that’s not masturbating or eating
I doubt you’ll read this and I’m too much of a pussy to just say it to you, but I miss you a lot and I love you and I want you back. I know it will take time and I know that you said we shouldn’t get ahead of ourselves and that we have all summer to hang out and figure things out, but it is killing me having to wait and worry that you’ll change your mind and that I might...
Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox.
thatdeafdude: a-tall-nerdy-boy: A compliment A story Why you follow me If you met me what would you do A cute message One thing you want to tell me One thing you want to know about me http://a-tall-nerdy-boy.tumblr.com/ask Oh well, why the hell not?
Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
Lana Del Rey not wanting to continue her career?
read this if u wanna date me
I want someone to be madly in love with me
shewastouchingteasingme: Please? just one person, actually.
I truly only want one person and if I can't get...